And the award for weirdest analogy goes to... Adam Carolla!
"Look, here's the deal: when you want something, you can get it. We always talk about drug addicts. Well, there's nothing more expensive than cocaine. Just dig this thought, cocaine, per ounce it's more than gold, it sure the hell is more than lobster. It's the most expensive weighted substance on the planet. And the POOREST people, the people with no job, whose family has disowned them years ago, are able to connect with the world's most expensive substance. "Thus, when you want to do something, you WILL get it DONE".